Bye bye old friend
From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
( , Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
( , Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
Higher or lower?
"Lower."
"You can't get lower than 6 feet."
"Good game, good game."
etc.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:18,
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"Lower."
"You can't get lower than 6 feet."
"Good game, good game."
etc.
I fall asleep
every 16 hours or so and yet no-one's been thoughtful enough to provide me with a fucking headstone, the selfish cunts.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:24,
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We're saving them all to drop on you at a later date
thus ensuring your demise.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:26,
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I've made you one.
It's in the post.
I made it out of socks though, because there's no marble quarry near my house.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:27,
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I made it out of socks though, because there's no marble quarry near my house.
Every two-thirds of a day?
I too suffer from irregular sleeping patterns.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:58,
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