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# i got nothing else!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:09, archived)
# He's at a golf sale?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:10, archived)
# When masturbating, do you start with an up or a down?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:11, archived)
# both
but backwards
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:12, archived)
# fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6713724
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:13, archived)
# cracking cheese Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:15, archived)
# do you know what the site where you can make b3ta polls is? I need to poll this.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)
# aidansamuel.com


(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)
# well I've voted and it's one all
so far
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)
# 2 all.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:20, archived)
# YEY
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I SHOT HIM IN THE ASS ON THE
DOWN-STROKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Bah!
Two thirds of you are freaks!

I bet you scrunch your toilet paper, as well...

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(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Yes I do,
and I put some in the bowl to avoid splash back.
You hear that! HAVE IT! YOU FORESTS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:26, archived)
# don't even get me started on what that causes.






(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Let's find out!







/edit - Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:28, archived)
# yes lets, what a good idea,
if only i'd thought of it first..

oh.. wait.. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:29, archived)
# It wasn't there
when I thought of it.

Pesky ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:31, archived)
# By starting with an up-stroke, you'll have had to take the time to reach down to the base of the shaft.
This time could easily be spent on an extra downwards stroke, thereby extending your session by aroundabout half a second (time will vary according to length).

When it comes to wankonomics, I am a GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:32, archived)
# No, not a god
Just an exceptional wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:35, archived)
# you need 'stale bread' and 'old socks' options.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Surely "old socks"
should go in the other poll?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:41, archived)
# before or after they get used as asswipe?
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Depends on preference ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:47, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)
# that description makes me think of
spice weasel usage
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:23, archived)
# i claim
down
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:39, archived)
# only sheep have knees!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:14, archived)
# cant see your pic
(im at work and they have blocked EVERYTHING!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)
# just a hat, relax.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:20, archived)
# if you want to get ahead
GET A HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:21, archived)
# my icon has two heads, so it has two hats.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:24, archived)
# TWO HATS
ARE BETTER THAN ONE! ALWAYS 110% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:25, archived)
# 200%, i say.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:30, archived)
# now with added
HOT WEASELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 2:33, archived)
# ASSHATS
are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Which each have two heads
Which each have two heads
Which each have two heads
...ad nauseam.

I wish I could link to my Sierpinski-making triangle thing, but as I've already commented twice today, my webserver is buggered.

If anybody can be bothered to edit their hosts config file (/etc/hosts on Linux systems, don't know about Windows or Mac), it's www.yellowmackerel.co.uk/intel/pyr/pyr3.htm which is at 212.187.158.32. The nameservers haven't caught up with it yet though, so it's still in limbo - meaning simply typing the address into a browser won't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:39, archived)
# link to the comment it was first in.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:45, archived)
# It's a PHP app.
I can send you the source code if you want to stick it on your server, but just linking to it won't work without manually altering your machine's DNS settings.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:50, archived)
# i have no server. i barely have a computer, it's more like a typewriter with a salmon's penis attached.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:55, archived)
# The sooner PlusNet/EasySpace finish talking to each other
and my site is visible to the world again, the better...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 2:06, archived)
# * Gets off fucking knees *
.
* Puts on masturbating knees *
.
* Starts with a downward stroke *
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Arf!

...we have to bring that word back, it's been underused of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)
# ok
where's that poll thingy? we need a poll for up or down.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Does anyone here like me?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:18, archived)
# you're alright
i guess.
*squints*
oh wait, it's YOU.
no.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)
# WHY?
WHAT DId YOU DO? AND WHO DID YOU DO IT TO?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:24, archived)