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[challenge entry] another repost for the compo
It was decided that Bond's 'Femidom Perignon' just didn't fit in with the 'wild' image...

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# femidom
aaaarrrrgggghhhhh.

The scariest contraceptive device Ive ever been unfortunate enough to encounter.

Do they still make them?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I think so
Terrifying concept that they are.
Windsocks for fannies!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# too small for me as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# you're only supposed to put your winky in it!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# it was the fact that they may already be in place
way before the event that was truly scary.

I thought the poor girl had a desease.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ever got close-up
to an IUD? Now THOSE scare me. Femidoms are just unsexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# and
condoms are?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# also unsexy.
less so than femidoms I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# probably
both passion killers

which is probably why we're expecting a baby in a month
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# has
anyone tried a femidom and a condom at the same time... I think that would be funny
(doktored, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# but you dont see the IUD protruding from the entrance.
Also spoils the eating experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# no, you don't see it during.
They're still fucking scary things to imagine having put inside you. Mmmm, spiky!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# but you have the added bonus of being
able to pick up radio on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# quite off putting to have wogan on
when you are on the job though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you need to twiddle the
tuning buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# my fingers arent that long
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# invite a friend to help
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# couldnt do that,
all my friends have got fat suasage fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# give me a call
i have slender fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# *gag*
That does not sit well as a thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# i belive thay do
as it is a non latex alternative to condoms.
for those with a allergy to latex.

still looks as though it'll feel like shagging a bin liner though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Doctor, you prescribed me on a course of two to be taken daily
for the next five months.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm rolling out the reposts for this compo...
cos I ain't gonna get a chance to tattyplop until Monday. Forgive me, do!


The gonch became the symbol of order in the boys' meetings: holding the gonch conferred the right to speak. Even Jack was convinced of the need for order: "We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English..."
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha
super
(Mattyboy, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# laughed, i nearly fell off me ladder
wow yay hoopla hey!
(arcade, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# hooray
and guppy sizes!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)