Meh, still would
The opportunity to bone a pharoh doesn't come by every day
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:24,
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and if she bound up like a mummy
she won't be able to protest*
*and she'll be dead as well
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:28,
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*and she'll be dead as well
I don't know,
after she's had all her innards out won't it be
like the last hotdog in the tin?
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:33,
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like the last hotdog in the tin?
my mind cannot divorce 'bukkake' from the concept of 'cake'
this reasoning contains almost 50% disappoinment
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39,
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dissapointment
because of the lack of cake
or the lack of cum on your face?
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:45,
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or the lack of cum on your face?
cake dammit
I don't want cum on my face, I'd have to fight all the licky dogs off
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:49,
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Hey KW
ever done it with a dead Egyptian chick?
"Egyptian....nope"
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:31,
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"Egyptian....nope"
Very well thank you (hope you are well too)
I dont see what the problem with being single on Valentines day is.
As a man who has had his fair share of having to shell out wads of cash on a made up 'holiday', I find being single on Feb 14 quite liberating.
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As a man who has had his fair share of having to shell out wads of cash on a made up 'holiday', I find being single on Feb 14 quite liberating.
thats sound familar!
'but dear, i could'nt quite make out the cdc on stings head with the old one'
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:47,
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Well dinner and flowers will come to like £60
Which is half a 19" screen if I went cheaply.
Thats £60 less I have for a new screen
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:51,
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Thats £60 less I have for a new screen
just cook the flowers
then you can have flowers and dinner for half the price
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:52,
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also
my missus hates anything to do with Valentine's
so if I spent £60 on flowers and chocolates for her she'd give me a slap
whereas if I spent £60 on biscuits and cake for myself she wouldn't bat an eyelid
score!
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:38,
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so if I spent £60 on flowers and chocolates for her she'd give me a slap
whereas if I spent £60 on biscuits and cake for myself she wouldn't bat an eyelid
score!
result
i suggest you go and buy a impulse purchase, shuh as a peice of electronic equipment or a power tool.
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:40,
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This^
An excessively powerful drill! Or a chainsaw.
I've always wanted a chainsaw
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:42,
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I've always wanted a chainsaw
^that^
haha! imgine who you teach a lesson to with a chainsaw!...
ahem.
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44,
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ahem.
haha
chainsaws are fun
not only do they cut things, they make farting noises as well
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44,
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not only do they cut things, they make farting noises as well
Chainsaws are bazoo
I was one of the lads a couple of months ago and lopped some trees in our garden with pa. T'was ace :)
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:48,
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I think it's the added thrill that comes with it
that "will I accidentally chop off my leg?" anticipation :)
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55,
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I've seen someone nearly cut their head off a circular saw
EDIT sorry.
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58,
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I was wondering the same thing
But I hoped it was a typo and he'd ninja it quickly
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01,
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I work in a hospital
I was in A&E this bloody flappy headed prat gets rushed in.
he'd taken the guard off the blade and bounced it off the floor through most of his neck.
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Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:02,
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he'd taken the guard off the blade and bounced it off the floor through most of his neck.