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# Pffft!
TJ: In 4 moths im going to have an operation on my feet, they're going to cut tendons attached to every toe except my big one, break the joints in two of my toes then fuse them together differently and on my little toes either cut a bit of skin from my foot so my whole toe can move down and across then have a graft or something, break the joints, cut the tendons etc...or just cut them off, because they're probably gonna curl back up anyway.

Which should I tell them to do, wise B3tards? I'm not sure if I want to loose my little toes just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# will this give you super powers?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I will loose a power infact
I have super human grip with my toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# take a camera and record it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)
# If only I could.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# you have awful carpet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# haha,
that went a year back, it had been there for about 19 years
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Do the first thing, then cut them off
On a similar note, a friend of mine once wondered what it would be like to have cocks instead of fingers.

I think it would be quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)
# nah
a mere wave will get you arrested
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# you'd piss yourself empty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pickle them in a jar and give them cheery names
like "tony" and "lil"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Have them to make fins!
be the fastest in the water!

profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# get a better punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Tell them to amputate higher up.
Then get on the phone to Paul McCartney, you'll be well in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ahahaha
I'm quite happy with me legs
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Pictures!
Of nice legs or gammy feet, I'll fwap to either.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Youtube?
crap toes video

They've got worse since that was badly recorded
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# not as bad as I was expecting.
and chickvenue.com looks promising ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# pffft,
nosey cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Totally true!
If I were to post a vid on here, I'd get a secondary youtube account first!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)
# well dont get it done on the NHS
a friend of mine had the same thing done and they botched the operation about 5 times. In the end this person had to have the leg amputated up to the knee :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Are you always that good
at calming people before surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# That's nothing!
My mate went to casualty once cos he'd sat on a bee and he's like allergic to bees and they took him into the hospital and made him sit in this room and he waited there so long his ribs turned to cheese cos the bee caused calcium build up and now he's in a wheelchair and can't move because if anything touches his ribs they will break because they are made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# this saddens me
*buys his some biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
jacobs crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# only the best
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# nah
he's just a bit eccentric

*badum*

*TISH*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# :|
perhaps I will go looking for Paul afterall...
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sorry mate
i wish it was a made up story
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)