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[challenge entry] A man walks into a pub
And says to the barman 'A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please'.

The barman says 'I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour'.

The man replies 'Ok then - I'll have

'

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# You've GOT to laugh at all these, haven't you?
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# no
i am laughing at the funny ones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# on toast!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# :)
lose the joke, it's a nice image on its own
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# You are a one man judge and jury
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# no
just talk as much as the next person.

My opinion is irrelevent.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)
# simply satisfying!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# thia made me tee hee
:)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)