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(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)
# HOW THE FUCK DID YOU
IONISE HELIUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)
# with SCIENCE
like this only the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# that is negativly charged
He, not positive as is the case here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# what part of
"only the other way around"
did you not understand? :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I didn't read that bit
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# apology accepted
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK READS EDIT
come on you should take some of the blame
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *takes blame*
I edited that 2 seconds after I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# [edit: you see?] al
...also I'm too pissed to comment elsewhere...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I'd like to add....
...also I'm too pissed to comment elsewhere...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# with a small pair of pliers and some butter
/actual head of science at large comprehensive school blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I think it can be ionised in low pressure with an electrical discharge
it's the basis behind the He-Ne laser methinks.
(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddd!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Rather that than
an emo
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# emo neeeeeeeerrrrrrddddddd
being worse than that presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# emo nerd with a headache?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# how about a gay iraqi emo neerrrrddd with aids?

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# that'll do it
and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# gaylord.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# what have i ever done to you???
charming...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# no silly
gaylord is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# oh yeah
;-)
i knew that really
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# isolated charged
He?

EDIT: aren't lasers based on excitation rather than ionisation

/not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# mm
there's the antiprotonic helium ion, (which isn't depicted right there), but it's possible, and there are also helium ions used for microscopy ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanning_Helium_Ion_Microscope )
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# whoa
I am meant to be using SEM, that now adds another 500 words to my dissertation
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Academia loves it when you use wiki as a source
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I tend to use science direct
plus wiki always has referances to real papers
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Indeed-
just reference the things Wiki references!
(/lab report blog)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I think simply stripping the electrons out of orbit...
would be easier.....


...then allowing electrons "back in", would allow for statistical analyisis.....of how much ionised HE you had...?

[edit: that is, firing your atoms as fast as you like, using carefully placed magnets to strip the outer shells. Then, re-gain the momentum, and do the same for the inner shells.
Keep going, modifying teh magnetic fields as you go, until you end up with nucleii only. Then.....oh crhist, what the fuck am I talking about? g'night b3ta]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Ha, fucking great!
That joke always brings a smile to my face, especially when i tell it to chavs who "didn't bovva wiv science lyk, cos it iz for gayz, innit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hi there captian...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)
# hey-hey
long time no etc.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Yah...
I been working see, long hours see... All 97 of them last week! Sent me a bit mad see :o`
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# jeez
last week you say? while i was off on half-term...
*tries to send even more mad mwahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# It won't work... I've hit the madness edge...
Talking of bananas I'm off to bed. Catch you later my main man.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# ahoy
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Bum.
Photobucket's redexing for me, and I don't feel qualified to join in the chemical discussion above and to the right a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
# aww sorry
..im a total noob at "redexing" (what is it?) lol
and i know nothing of chemical compounds, isotopes, or nuerons.
~sigh~
at least i have my harmonica. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# harmonicas are ace
the only songs i could ever play were frere jacques and camptown races. i gave up eventually and switched to the kazoo...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# kazoos are such a somber instrument
aren't they? lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Redex = image broken.
Harmonicas are useful things, especially if you turn up at an accident and need to check if someone's still breathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# ahh
thank you sensei :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I can't fault your logic!
I wish I could play one though...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)