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[challenge entry] Compo



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(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# What's in John Lennon's Coffin?
etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I dunno
a skelleton? maybe the remains of a suit and a tape recorder in case he came up with one last tune?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# ye joke of the age was
"two slugs and a dead beatle"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *gets it now*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Goodun
missed that first time round
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Never heard the 'two slugs' bit in previous tellings.
pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)
#
then compo it, muppet

i don't know what's up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# How
for the love of bob how?
(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# where it says "this is a normal post"
bob
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# as bob is my witless
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# if only bob would make my breakfast
as I can't personally be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# in one of the infinite parallel universes
entropy will make your breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# silly entropy!
you are so full of your self!

you should make breakfast, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# you just need more lube
*pushes harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# country style!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Ta!
thankee
(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# yay
that'll be ten quid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hit edit
select "use old form"
choose thingy from drop down menu
stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ticket to die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)