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[challenge entry] How does a cow add and subtract?

evening all :)

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(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)
# a cowculator! woo!
And now for something completely seamless:
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(sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Fuck you.
I'd never wear a jacket without a tie.

[EDIT: I look like I'm about to tap dance there.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# or this:


not great. but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# What's the tie?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# a purposeless strip of cloth to hang round your neck?
or just a random google image...

Barbados Cricket Association 1992 Trophy Tie

apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Amazingly I have a feeling that the Barbados Cricket Association
is funded by the Manley cricket trust.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# ta
didn't see the colorful ones down there

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though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
# or this:
(lacks hummus, done quickly)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Brilliant work.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I was considering doing that too.
Maybe use a different Cameron pic and it'd be a lot better?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# their poses are remarkably similar
apart from their right arms. made it easier

do you think cameron was copying their body language to fit in? hand in pocket being the closest he could bring himself to hand down the front of his kecks.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Cameron is down wit de yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# What is it with playing with their cocks?
They are as well, it's not just poding, they stand there idly tossing - it's amazing.

I hate chav culture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Oh dear.
I thought they were bad round here. Never seen anything like that though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# They aren't wanking, as such
they are just sort of idly toying with it in a bored sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Ah right.
The idle self-cup.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:31, archived)
# That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Cartoon sexy time?
But wheres JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I'm right here, see?*
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/saslegoed.jpg

*may be total lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)
# The spack gives the blonde a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Lots of phalic things going on in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# I am torn between an adders/udders pun
and cowculators.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# This picture made me HAPPY!
'Tis brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# hahaa
Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Imagine that as a desk accessory.
"What's the square root of 59?" you'd say, and it would try to read the numbers off the buttons on its own belly upside down, and hammer away with its useless fat hooves, and stand there for ages getting it wrong and having to start again and breathing on you all the time with its cow breath. It would be awesome.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Arf!
Sold.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Ha ha
boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Now that's super!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)