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# phototototototototototototototototomarket
MOD EDIT: Please optimise your pictures better - 635KB is just too crazy-big for the board.



spase is the plase
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# *cowers in a bunker 3000 miles below sea level*
edit : 50kb or below u crazy foool / soon to be on ignore person.
edit 2 : resizing the image does not OPTIMISE IT - make it 50kb or below please. or LINK IT if your a bit thick :)
edit 3 : DO NOT DELETE POSTS YOU CUNTHORSE
edit 4 : you did make that wogan post - ok
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# will you watch the riots
on a monitor? and then when the rubble clears, will you peek out your head?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# everyone into the car i shopped in the post below...
it's flameproof!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Twat
.
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Yes you are
edit : i don't think you made that picture you just posted previously either... i've seen that before...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# SkUG wins!
go SkUG!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *goes*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# It also has a tank full of uncontaminated fuel.
And that's one big motherfucking tank, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# wft
that is a picture of me doing a kung-fu kick in space..

100% original
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# optimise it
crazy fool - or link it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# i dunno how to
its a link

and......i dont have any picture ediitng programes on my atari
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# click this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# now you know that's not the right link
this, however, is
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# It's also almost 1200% over the recommended filesize for a static picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# What a marvelous witty, spontaneous and well composed reply.
Eton was it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# you may want to hide now...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Hmmm how many ways can I say no?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# OMG!
IT SLIKE WINDOWS 95 CRASHING WHILST IN A MIDDLE OF A NOTEPAD SESSION!

I RESIZED IT B3TA, HOLD ON YOUR YOUR BALLS!
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:16, archived)
# now optimise it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# That doesn't change the image size!
It's still almost 700k!!!

If you're using Photoshop try saving using save for web (ctrl + alt + shift + S)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ROLF!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# i love this picture
I am thinking about making it my wallpaper
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I don't think it's anywhere near big enough.
Not even the original. Sorry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# don't ruin the dream, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Cripes
that's most Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# any excuse 65k aint much over but still...rules is fuckin rules!


aaaahhh you ninjamuthafucker
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Yeah but it's more like 650k, which is a lot over.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# incorrect
650k is 6.5mb surely not
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# You're right.
650k is surely not 6.5mb.

6500k is 6.5mb.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# psst
650k
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# with ref' the conversation i had with fellow b3tards yesterday about file sizes
and not getting arsey with people who sneak over the suggested size limits with half decent posts.

may i introduce you to my ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)