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# I got a new puppy on Saturday
Puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# aww whats its name?
He/She looks like clive anderson :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# he is called Willis
derek monte suggested the name
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# AAAAAWWWW
puppies are the new hippos*

*no they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# freebs made me this :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Awwwwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# It are a boxer?
They are lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hello.
Er, how are you?

Manwife loves you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# fine ta!
why for manwife-love?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# The ALF t shirt.
He absolutely loves it.

Oh, and the belt photo with the whole fly goatse thing.

:-( I'm sorry if I upset people, I shouldn't be allowed to have the first three drinks, as they're the ones that tell me the next ten will be a Very Good Idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
*is glad i didn't take the photo of my bellend with your camera*

edit: you didn't upset people, afaik you were quite sweet once you'd stopped being all scared
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Who's camera was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# your phone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Oh I see what you mean.
No, you kept dropping fly and flashing black abyss, but nothing else.

I'm just never very sure how to handle large groups of people I don't know. Which is the saddest thing I've said in a long time, I should just charge.

ooh ooh ooh, edit: does that thing you did with the balloon hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# not much
but i haven't seen any phots of it yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# You did insist on removing it from your face a split second before I got my lens uncovered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# This sounds really really really rude
I'm quite sad that is isn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# So am I...
must be rectified...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Indeed
I did try to stop you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)
# You didn't upset me
I thought you was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# :-)
Well that's good. You and Bruce were stars. Up with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I don't think you upset anyone
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Even though I 'threatened' to sexually assault you?
:D I'm so sorry, I don't remember doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah
You were lovely really though. :)
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Next time just shove me.
I don't mind.

although next time I shall try not to be drunk. I must stop saying 'ooooh, yes please' when offered drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# no
he is a border/lakeland cross

he is only tiny at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Nice mix!
Great name too.
I think I love him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# :¬)
I love him - he is ace
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I think it was the eyes that confused me. Don't know why I thought it really, boxer puppies look like frogs.
He's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# when we went to get him
we nearly got 2 because they were all so cute

if I was rich and had a bigger house, I'd have got all of them
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I just want a boxer and a lurcher
that's a black lab and whippet cross. Just like the two dogs that I used to live with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# lurchers are meant to make excellent pets
but i wanted a little terrier that I can pick up with one hand and chuck over a ladder stile when I'm out walking
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# They are
Well Salem, the lurcher in question is a lovely lady. Very demure, just a dog shaped cat really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hmmmmm
curry
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# noooooooooooo
Willis is not for going in curry
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *puts down curry spork*
*sulks a little bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# puppies are all of the joy - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# boingy boingy boingy
look at em go!
MOSHPUPPIES!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
that's like my front room when he wakes up
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# puppies are grouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I have over 100 photos of him already
but I've only put 6 on my flickr
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# that's no good
now you're being rational! ;)

take more photos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ok
I shall make it so
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# he doesn't have opposable thumbs!
/dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)