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I honestly cannot believe...

That you guys havent had a heyday with shopping that picture of Blair with the obscene gesture! I am QUITE disappointed!

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

*dives into bunker*

Kettle's on, everyone. Bring your own biscuits.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I Got Fox Crunch Crumbles...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Crumbles?

I thought they were either "golden" or "ginger". Any golden ones going spare?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

Golden Foxs

I saw that card in a phone box in Soho...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Are you sure it said foxes and not showers?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hmmm... So that was what that was...

I just kept thinking that the champagne they'd offered was quite flat and stale...

And warm...
And Cloudy...
*Boke*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hahahauurrrrgh!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

is wagonwheels a biscuit?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

does it go soggy when you spoodge on it?

is the official test I believe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

hmmm.

I wouldn't know, I don't drink tea or coffee...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

*tests*

No, it's still crisp.

Wait a minute, this isn't my jizz...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

well gather round everyone

right tackle out, take aim, think of england
*spluffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

Right tackle out?

You have a left tackle as well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

you tell me, you made me.

oh wait, it's a splinter.
sandpaper please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

*dives in the shallow end and breaks nose on the floor*

ow!
*brings those awful pink waffer biscuits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

ooh

i'll have twenty

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

*passes biscuits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

I've got a family pack of cornettos

*slides through door*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ooh, I could just go a Cornetto now.

What flavour are they?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Origional. The best flavour.

None of this strawberry bollocks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

What about Mint though?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

quick post a picture or take it to /talk

and its bin done about 1001 times
edit : nice lurkage but doesnt detract from the lack of reading of the FAQ

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

you are also QUITE uninformed

if you believe that

and if you think the board lacks something, why not make it yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

i dont get it, its not tuesday for another couple of hours yet.

odd

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

but it will be, for a couple more days

oh, it will be

/yoda voice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

I honestly can't believe you didn't try to do it yourself

although I probably wouldn't get to see it

And...Beau Bo D'or will do it better....or Archie

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I am crap

With shop. Horrid. My compo's are met with derisive laughter and then I must phone my Mother.

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

I think something is better than nothing when opening a new thread...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Then please please

don't post a meandering piece of drivel in a new post that will have knocked somebody's work off the bottom of the board...it's in the FAQs if you'd like to go and read them

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

you are clearly some sort of cunt

so fuck off

ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

how many types of cunt are there?

*gets out "eye-spy" book from the 70's*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Well

There's the badly packed kebab
and the camel toe to name but 2

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

there are three

all the rest are merely jargoneering

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Perhaps I am

perhaps, I am. I will have to look into that. ANy idea what TYPE of cnut I might be?

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

a threadwasting one?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

One who can't spell simple 4 letter words?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Is it tuesday already?

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Aenesis, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

I got a new puppy on Saturday

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

aww whats its name?

He/She looks like clive anderson :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

he is called Willis

derek monte suggested the name

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

AAAAAWWWW

puppies are the new hippos*

*no they aren't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

freebs made me this :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

glee

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

Awwwwwww....

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

It are a boxer?

They are lovelies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

hello!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hello.

Er, how are you?

Manwife loves you now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

fine ta!

why for manwife-love?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

The ALF t shirt.

He absolutely loves it.

Oh, and the belt photo with the whole fly goatse thing.

:-( I'm sorry if I upset people, I shouldn't be allowed to have the first three drinks, as they're the ones that tell me the next ten will be a Very Good Idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

hahahaha

ace
*is glad i didn't take the photo of my bellend with your camera*

edit: you didn't upset people, afaik you were quite sweet once you'd stopped being all scared

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Who's camera was it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

your phone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Oh I see what you mean.

No, you kept dropping fly and flashing black abyss, but nothing else.

I'm just never very sure how to handle large groups of people I don't know. Which is the saddest thing I've said in a long time, I should just charge.

ooh ooh ooh, edit: does that thing you did with the balloon hurt?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

not much

but i haven't seen any phots of it yet :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

You did insist on removing it from your face a split second before I got my lens uncovered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

This sounds really really really rude

I'm quite sad that is isn't :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

So am I...

must be rectified...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

gah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Indeed

I did try to stop you...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

You didn't upset me

I thought you was lovely

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

:-)

Well that's good. You and Bruce were stars. Up with this sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

I don't think you upset anyone

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Even though I 'threatened' to sexually assault you?

:D I'm so sorry, I don't remember doing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yeah

You were lovely really though. :)

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Next time just shove me.

I don't mind.

although next time I shall try not to be drunk. I must stop saying 'ooooh, yes please' when offered drinks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

he is a border/lakeland cross

he is only tiny at the moment

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

Nice mix!

Great name too.
I think I love him :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

:¬)

I love him - he is ace

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I think it was the eyes that confused me. Don't know why I thought it really, boxer puppies look like frogs.

He's gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

when we went to get him

we nearly got 2 because they were all so cute

if I was rich and had a bigger house, I'd have got all of them

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

I just want a boxer and a lurcher

that's a black lab and whippet cross. Just like the two dogs that I used to live with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

lurchers are meant to make excellent pets

but i wanted a little terrier that I can pick up with one hand and chuck over a ladder stile when I'm out walking

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

They are

Well Salem, the lurcher in question is a lovely lady. Very demure, just a dog shaped cat really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Hmmmmm

curry

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

noooooooooooo

Willis is not for going in curry
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

*puts down curry spork*

*sulks a little bit*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

puppies are all of the joy - WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

boingy boingy boingy

look at em go!
MOSHPUPPIES!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

excellent
that's like my front room when he wakes up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

puppies are grouse!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

*asplodes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I have over 100 photos of him already

but I've only put 6 on my flickr
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

that's no good

now you're being rational! ;)

take more photos

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

I shall make it so

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

make it so!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

he doesn't have opposable thumbs!

/dyslexic

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

Can I lick your scrotum please?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

What?

Edit: I don't think you know what heyday means. Did you perhaps mean field day?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

What obscene gesture?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Blair at school

pretending to hold his cock
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/6419795.stm

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

god almighty

politicians are born not made
they are cunts from birth

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Good lord!

He looks almost as much of a cunt as the rest of them!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hamtouchday is tomorrow

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

*EDIT* Oh, did he mean Tony? This is Commissioner Sir Ian.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

I knew someone had done

blair and obscenity

(pdjpdj, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Edit: ~~new~~ silly

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

a few things were done

but it just wasn't that funny

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

If you go and see the nice lady at the desk

she will give your money back.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

go fuck yourself,

you rotter.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Yay!

First outing of my new gif. Ta to Cheeky Boy for the photos :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahaha!

faster

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Make yer mind up, Vezza - how big WAS it?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Not as big as yours

big boy *winks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Yes, I do catch some bloody enormous fish.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Haha!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Yay!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)