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# Product of Belgium;Cuntsmurf
Translation;'Do you come here more often.'

kontsmurf
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Is english your first language?
/AC

It's lovely ashally :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Why are you posting pic in german?
Is it even yours?
Why shouldn't I ignore you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# good point and ning.
In my opinion it needs more fotus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning db
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *ahem*
german dutch

and kontsmurf translates bumsmurf, not cuntsmurf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# it's still flemish to me my dutch friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# you can't tell by those words

and besides, flemish is dutch, as much as you don't want it to be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ?
Ha!

?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
looks more like netherlands...
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Or
Belgian
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# which is basically the same (Flemish)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I beg to differ
flemish is very different to Dutch. though I still don't understand Why he translated kont as cunt as it means butt in Dutch, but perhaps in flemish it means something else * shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# you're the expert (i hope)
they may just sound very similar in my unskilled ears
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I'm Dutch
so yeah, I do know the difference. to unskilled ears they do sound similar, if you understand what flemish people say in the first place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# It's not Dutch.
Ask Brain_Error.

Looks Belgian to me, as he said already.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# It's Dutch morons
Without Dutch there wouldn't be fucking English but only Gaelic...By the way,nobody in England speaks standard english,only the queen...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# You're right - it's Dutch.
Badly translated though. "Kont" means "Butt" apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# those kerazy brits, eh?
can't even tell dutch from german... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# erm, NO
it's not Dutch as it says product from Belgium, so that means that it's flemish. omg No! yes, yes indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i don't know why
but i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# C'mon you should know better than that
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# hahaha
hahaha
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# whats wrong with his face?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# kontsmurf
is dutch for "cuntsmurf"

you see?

ITS FUNNY IF YOU SPEAK FLEMISH!

why has this niche market never been exploited on the board before I wonder
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# pfft!
looks more like Assholesmurf though;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Cunt sounds better
and it's nearly the same as "kont" So..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)