HahahahahaDear /talk, My willy feels all funny when I look at naked ladies, what should I do? lol
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in vino veritas,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25,
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That's something no boy needs to be taught.But techniques will always vary. I used to beat off with just forefinger and thumb, 'cause that's how I started and that's how I continued to do it. Then eventually I saw a porno where some guy beat his load out over a broad's face, and he used his whole hand. I was all like "holy crap, that's fucking genius! The whole hand? Wow. Now that's innovation."
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29,
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Not really.My technique has progressed now to the point where I can only whack out a wad if I have a large ceiling mounted leather harness, a buttplug the goatse guy looked at and said "no fucking way, dude", three pints of fresh honey, lighter fluid, matches, a pink monkey with a studded paddle, spray cheese and 5000 volts of direct electrical current.
It's a lonely world.
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35,
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Bizarrely I have a similar tale.I used to hold my cock and thrust, rather than move my hand. It was quite a revelation when i learned to transfer the movement from my hips to my wrist.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:39,
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I had a friend who used to lay on his belly and hump is palm.When he admitted this to us, we ripped the piss until he eventually changed schools.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42,
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If I had changed schools then that would have been me.except I am not too shy.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13,
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^thismy eyes are not interested, however much i may be.
( mutster101 fell over,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24,
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