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# touch it!
touch teh ham!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:17, archived)
# hahaha
top-tip: if you save it as a png you can get fanzy shadows (and terribly large files)
edit: my eyes can see a naughty doctor fingering a pregnant lady
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:19, archived)
# pigsperm for all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:25, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:30, archived)
# here, i saved you some.
*flings*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:31, archived)
# you can do better
imdb.com/title/tt0068473/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:33, archived)
# bah.
better porn here.

edit: the time! off to bed. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:36, archived)
# seahorses, maan
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:39, archived)
# aquatic filth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:42, archived)
# that's the very right word
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:46, archived)
# indeed
DIRTY FUCKING SOGGY SEA PISSING HORSE SEX FILTH!

*watches*

it's so offensive! I'm banning it!

*continues watching*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# oh yeah!
Touch it, oh yeah baby!
Let's touch ham!

now I crave ham :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:19, archived)
# give in to the ham
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:51, archived)
# alas
I long since gave in to this particular ham

I think I ate it about 2 years ago

it was nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:27, archived)
# *vomits with glee!*
this has got to be the bestest ham touchery EVAR!

sorries Foof
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Anything with Steph in
makes it good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
#
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:34, archived)
# *touches*


goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Good moaning hamtouchers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:37, archived)
# This to me really says it all
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
you ams a silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
Lully :)

sorry for the rp, but if I don't do it every couple of months I get the shakes :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:47, archived)
# shake the ham
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# well, I hadn't seen it

this was the very first hamtoucher image to ever grace the board
it's worth a lot of b3ta dollars
I want you to have it after I'm gone
take care of flipper for me
and please put your hand on my thigh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:59, archived)
# *refuses the rest... but gropes thigh*

*pulls hand away in disgust & searches for nearest infectious disease ward - in vain*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Hamtoucher Classic
It's positively retro now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:35, archived)
# hamtouchery
(HellzTeeth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)