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# *flicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ouchy!
*sore nipple*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *nippletwists*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# have you had them pierced?
gheeeeeeeeeeeeey!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *is going to pierce his own next week*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6982069
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Who turned up then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Swaza, Woodside59, Hellsbelles and IVV
we all got completely wasted, made amusing balloon animal hats, took lots of photographs of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# What happened
to 4dam then?

And if you're wasted, how are you able to type?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not typing
I'm projecting my thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I bet I won't be in any of the photos.
/Bash Camera Avoidance Expert*


*Although I slipped up in London a couple of times... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# you're in loads of them
but for some strange reason
your face is all blurry......

/phone rings
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# How's IVV?
She was a bit poorly yestiddy . . . an' I got a piccy for her

EDIT: Or is this all NONSENSE!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# she's still poorly
but has some penicillin from the Doctors

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Why isn't she here!?
DAMMIT! I'd make her all well!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# BILBOBARNEYS!!!!
the scary man is talking to me again!!

*fears*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Are you really?
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Yar.
I do all of my own :)

50 sterile needles waiting for me at home...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Please tell me you're not going to use all of them tonight...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# 50 x prince alberts here he comes!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Already have one of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ah - but not 50 of them...you bloody wimp!
*winces at the thought of a needle going anywhere near there*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my girlfriends uncle
was telling me about his.
how before he got used to it he kept getting it snagged and now that
he is used to it's great during sex, ladies love it, all that stuff.
when we were finished talking we turned to see a look of
sheer horror on my girlfriends face!
we laughed, a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I used to have an ampallang as well...
It got in the way like nothing else on earth though. Took it out in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *googles*
christ!

does it hurt like fuck when you get it done?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# It's the most painful piercing that one can get done.
Male or female.

And yes, it hurt like a motherfucker. 20 seconds to get the needle from one side to the other.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# can you piss in three directions now?
:D

oh! oh!
can your missus play a tune on it??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Hah no
Thing with PAs is that you have to sit down to pee for the rest of your life though.

It's known as the showerhead effect apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Heh no.
But it's possible I may get through a lot of them in the coming months :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# /Ichi the killer
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# /Ichi arse crack
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *wedgies*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# oofyah!
that smarts
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# that will teach you to wear a thong to work wont it!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i've got it on back to front too!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# and it still hides your cock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# no way
I meant 'casue you flicked em - you big meany
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Ouchey
was the b3tard who instigated the pixel dance party . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Oucheh
but she has gone hided now
and I've lost my pixel me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# whatever happened to that pixel party thing?
'ning by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ning!
she disappeared and it never happened

although I did catch a glimpse of her on the board late one saturday night a couple of months ago
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# maybe someone else could do it
if they could get the pictures from her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# that's very nice, Dave
(banjo parts all done)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
That was a long one!

Yeehaw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# such a handsome fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *is reminded of catchphrase moment again*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)