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# i'm always to slow
a pretty twelve year old girlwith spina bifida cystica stripped naked on an allotment in hungry having stinging nettles rubbed over her newly formed breasts by a teenage rent boy who himself is being buggered by a large pair of garden shears by an Albanian welder while her mum pleasures herself with a cucumbers dripping in blood and dog shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Dear God!
Edit: I think there are laws against such things!
Edit Edit: I'm still in disbelief over this post!
Edit Edit Edit: Try this www.electricretard.com
Edit Edit Edit Edit: THIS THREAD WAS GREAT!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i know, it would have been great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahah
i know, this makes me wonder how your mind works to come up with such a thing!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# A 1970s Hippo
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# YOU SICK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah!
I'd rather draw yours!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# * signs contract *
too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/7002206#post7002286
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
!!!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# its brilliant!
so brilliant that it's made me all emotional! i want to see a picture of it now.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# here's one I prepared earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# that's clearly
the (euphr)80s
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yes it was 1981 when I took this photo
it was the shade of lipstick that gave it away wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, that and those
fresh impala
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Wood
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# no, should I be?
what point would you like me to make?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yeeeeees . . . .
you see the bit where it says 'Terms and conditions'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not fair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# you know, it says terms and conditions, but you haven't actually specified any
Surely you can't change the contract after its been agreed to
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yes, but mongy didn't
ASHALLY reply first did he?

hmm? hmm? HMM?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# well yea ok, I'll give to that point
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wow.
Most twisted post of the day award goes to mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# This^
VERY much!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen that film too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# so many loose ends
i can't wait for the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I hear it'll be a trilogy
and there's an exciting twist with respect to the identity of the Albanian welder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)