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# brings the toast directly to you
what a great idea.

anyone remember mid-eighties Noel Edmonds toaster experiments. Have vague horrific memories of toasters being used as weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# don't
remember that - but what happened to the internet weather forecast toaster thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# no..
but it sounds great. maybe there's something on the web...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think members of the public
would come on every week and try to fire slices of bread further than each other. on the Late Late Breakfast Show i think
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# beyond parody!
sounds awesome - i want to get it on dvd
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# that'll be the one
but it was higher.. think the best one got to over 16 ft and then they killed that bloke with the bungie stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# ah, yes...
there was that too...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# but could've
been improved with the addition of a safety toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# my god
these names are confusing..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hehe,
it's badass.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ah yes
which was why it was nicknamed the Very Very Safe Breakfast show.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# but
there was a character in a stephen king novel who killed someone with a toaster...
forgot which novel though
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Pfffttttt!
doesn't butter it for you though, the fools, back to the drawing table with that one.

Top Shopping there BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)