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# digital home appliances from sony
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# That is very well done!
Top shopping! And practical too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# haha
i want one ! will there be a teasmaid version ?
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# just wait
till it cocks its leg
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# top shoppery
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# hehe!
amazing I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# brings the toast directly to you
what a great idea.

anyone remember mid-eighties Noel Edmonds toaster experiments. Have vague horrific memories of toasters being used as weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# don't
remember that - but what happened to the internet weather forecast toaster thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# no..
but it sounds great. maybe there's something on the web...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think members of the public
would come on every week and try to fire slices of bread further than each other. on the Late Late Breakfast Show i think
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# beyond parody!
sounds awesome - i want to get it on dvd
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# that'll be the one
but it was higher.. think the best one got to over 16 ft and then they killed that bloke with the bungie stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# ah, yes...
there was that too...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# but could've
been improved with the addition of a safety toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# my god
these names are confusing..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hehe,
it's badass.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ah yes
which was why it was nicknamed the Very Very Safe Breakfast show.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# but
there was a character in a stephen king novel who killed someone with a toaster...
forgot which novel though
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Pfffttttt!
doesn't butter it for you though, the fools, back to the drawing table with that one.

Top Shopping there BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# woo
there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that is soup herb
does it poo out the crumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Top stuff!
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# that is wickity wickity
wac! as Will Smith would say!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# why is everyone's name so kitteny?
i want one. how do i get one?
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# it's dr phil kitten day
go to update your profile and change your username there. (but don't use hyphens as i found to my cost)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Woo to Dr. P K!
How's my naming?
Call 0800-w00 y4y h0upl4

thank you to everyone who told me how
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Why is it Dr PK day?
(i'm not complaining like...)
(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# edit your username
b3ta.com/board/update.php
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Soup-
urb
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# woo!
does it play mp3s and take a smartcard to save your toast settings and download them onto say...your mum's toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# yes
all that, it's got a sticky memory, built in flux capacitor and you can laser it from your blueteeth
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# ammoozingly
the memory stick on that dog is inserted up its arse!

tis trueapparently

/geek
/lurk
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
you get my all new...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# woo to your woo
very gilliamesque
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Its a bit like
K.I.T.T.

Approved!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# that's a fine
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Trez goodley
morning everyone....
...sh! i'm a little worse for wear after yesterdays redundancy marathon drinking sesh.
May not have a job but now way more time to post!
must learn how to animate next :)
(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I bought one of those on a whim
(The Aibo, not a toaster). I implore anyone and
everyone not to buy one ever. You will want
to murder it within the hour. God bless Ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I seel them
I agree. They are shit. It wouldn't be auite so bad if they were something like half the £1200 price tag. Oh, and that's the cheap one.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# you seel them?
.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# useful
AND userfriendly!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)