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[challenge entry] Text on a logo

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Good hummus!
Woo :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# bp
"we're not fooling anyone with the flower logo are we?"
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)
# flower?
i'd assumed it was a sphincter
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Nah, it's a lamprey.
*hides in bunker under old blanket until flurry of lamprey pearoasts has gone*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *peers out hopefully from blanket*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)
# piss of the mind
;)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# BUMLIKE PATTERN
.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# BITCHING PROLAPSE
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# BLOODY PAINFUL!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)
# beefy pants

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)
# BUY POLARBEARS
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)
# BUKKAKE PLEASE
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# BADGER POWER
.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# can I BORROW a PITCHFORK please?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Dear Mr Mugatu
Why is it that this easy-to-understand request is either ignored by everyone I shout it at, or is met with a swift punch to my ladyknackers?

Yours lovingly,

Captain Wowzer.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Dear Captain
Send the request my way... i'll happily oblige.

Yours enticingly

Mugatu
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *offers assistance*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)
# TAG TEAM!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Dear Mr Mugatu
Thank you for your swift reply. I would now like to issue the request 'BUKKAKE PLEASE' to your good self.

Yours hopefully

Captain Wow (deceased)



*raises eye shield*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *Obliges*
..wait - not quite finished yet


*hnnnnnnng!*


Ok that's about all I can muster.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Greetings Cap'n!
*handseats*

Long time no see - you well?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *perches*
Hello lovely!

I'm all good ta, just been a busy kitty! Yourself?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not bad cheers.
Looking forward to time off work for Easter \o/
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Betelgeuse Paramilitary.
You laugh now, but they're coming I tell you!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# betelgeuse
betelgeuse
betel...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)
# bumrapes planet
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)