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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
lolled!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# haha
i love those adverts, "no-one likes to think about death, but WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT IT, repeatedly, each and every advert break"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Well..
thats what happens if you sit around on your arse all day watching Countdown.

They should get out and make themselves useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I fucking love countdown
And I'm useful at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Des O Connor is shit though
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# that's nothing to do with countdown though
he's just a sloppy great big cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# He's not good, no.
They need Bob Monkhouse, mhhmmm, lovely Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# He would be brilliant
Very underated is Bob
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Smooth as brylcreem and spunk covered silk is our Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Not any more :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Maybe silkworms
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# bob was great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Very well
put! Still does anyone else think she looks quite hot on Countdown sometimes?!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Vordertart?
My dad likes her.

I think she makes some fucking insanely ill advised wardrobe choices, but she has some really nice dresses to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Oh
she certainly does... especially at 5am or whatever on a Friday or Saturday morning. (repeats I assume..)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# she has got better looking
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah I know..
she wasn't half as good looking when I also used to fancy her as a schoolkid.. erm.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# haha
"no-one likes to think about death, but IT'S TOUGH SHIT! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOU ARE YOU KNACKERED OLD FART YOUR TIME IS OVER. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT YOU BETTER PAY US SOME MONEY QUICK BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF IN YOUR SLEEP AND DIE FROM PNEUMONIA BECAUSE YOUR PISS WENT COLD"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# it's the final countdown!
dadadadaaaa dadadadadaaaa dadadadaaaaa dadadadadada daaa dadadaaa dadadadadadada DAAAA DAAAA DADADADADAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I want that as my funeral music
But with lasors and smoke and my coffin flying back and forth on wires
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# you stole my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# shit.
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# So which hymns do you want?
One from the top and any other 5
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# please Carol.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm very tempted to subject my family to 'I Like Big Butts'
Or has it got a z on the end. I can't never remember. I'm hardly home with the downies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Pffft
"Home with the downies"

(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# there's no z
but you must hire some ghetto booty to 'shake what their mother's gave them' around your coffin
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# So
true!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I used to sell life insurance.
At the time I didn't mind, but looking back it was soul-destroying.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# o_O
www.b3ta.com/board/7056977
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)