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[challenge entry] I hate SUVs

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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I don't want a bigger cock
can I keep my Skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# of course you can dear
lovely VWs :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# i remember
when people would never admit to owning a skoda
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Mine is lovely and silver
I *heart* it lots.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# yay to your lulley skoda
i *heart* my bike just as much (even when the breaks fail on a motorway/a road junction when i need them)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Yay for motorbikes
Mine can do the Kessel run in 10 parsecs I think.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I miss my motorbike
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:41, archived)
# What did you have?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Just a Honda CG125
But it was mine and I loved it. And it beat Porsches off the lights. For about 100yds.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I had a CG125 too, in black!
Moved up to a Suzuki SV650.

Will you marry me?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Mine was black too!
We're made for each other.

I'll ask my husband about the marriage thing, I'm sure he'll say yes!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Great!
I'll check with the wife too and make room for an extra toothbrush and teddy bear!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)
# yeah, well
if I could fit two bales of straw a sack of chicken feed some spuds a string of onions and spare parts for the fucking rotovator into the back of a Smart car and still be sure it could pull away on the muddy slope here where I live I'd bloody well buy one, but until then I'll stick to my beat up old Land Rover and suffer the fucking tax penalties and fuel bills as best I can
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# what?
i thought they were just for the school run.

*shock*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# This could be noted in Chelsea
where they don't have your predicament
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I think there should be a new subdivision for road tax.
If you own a 4x4 or Land/Range Rover, and it gets regularly dirty, you shouldn't have to pay as much.
(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# this i would not have a problem with
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yes but what do you do about this?
www.sprayonmud.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# good question
what do you do about that

i meant the principle of it, i knew it wasn't actually practical.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
A new low for British society. There's no way back once you used spray-on mud.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ^this^
Some of us actually use them for what they're meant for.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Go back to riding your unicycle, you dirty hippie.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:33, archived)
# ^this
with nipple rings!
(pubic_alopecia, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)