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[challenge entry] Not speaking from experience of course...
... I've shagged loads of birds me - but then I do wear Rohypnol deadorant

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(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Make women fall at your feet!
USE PEPPER SPRAY
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# sssh
don't let on to my secret
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)
# peppers spray?
ugh
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Brian Peppers Spray?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Lynx
smells of 'Excited but Inexperienced Adolescent' to me. Anything but Lynx.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)
# some bloke walked past me today
and whilst trying to impress me with his "bird" damn near choked me to death with a cloud of the stuff...My eyes were watering for christs sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
# nice kitten
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
# pfft
*don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still a Geologist from the block*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
# arf!
Strangely enough, it's called AXE in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Probably because "Lynx" sounds like the German word for "left"
So, obedient people that they are, they'd never use it under their right armpit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)
# pffffft!
Also, Twix was once called "Raider" until they adopted the original name some years ago...
I just don't understand why they used a different name in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)
# These foreigners are crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)