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AM I the only one who hates people who eat in the cinema?

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(lolwhites, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# i generally eat all my popcorn during the trailers at the start
its the best of both worlds
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# This^
Gets all the muching and the slurping out of the way first!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ^this, eat all the food in the half hour before the film starts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# There's still time to grab a refreshing coke!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Nachos with cheese every time
and a large sprite/tango
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# what's the opposite of your cheese?
?


NACHO CHEESE!


!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Sweet popcorn
and a still fanta. Oh, and some manners.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Refuses to go to the cinema because..
1. They sell deliberately noisy food.
2. The soundtrack to the movie is never loud enough.
3. I dont like being in close proximity to humans. (they smell)
4. Too expensive.
5. teh internets free movie films
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# but you can go to the cinema with friends
and make an evening of it.
then to the pub afterwards to comment on how shite it was
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# See reason 3
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# no friends?
here, have this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# googles... anthropy
then....miss anthropy......then missanthropy..


Finally misanthropy!!!

Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hmm
answers.com is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I hate people
who shout at each other at gigs while the band is playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# add to this all the cunts who
sit in meetings slurping fucking starbucks giant-size cack coffee through the dribble-cup top in between lengthy bouts of heavy breathing to recover from the exertion until their next fat porcine facefull you know who you are you fat twunt and the bastard who eats crisp so noisily in the the office that you can hear the noises his mouth makes from twenty feet away it just makes my stomach turn one day i'm going to snap and just pick up a chair and beat the slurping crunching sucking lip-smacking glugging monggobblers to death
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Watneys Red Barrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Add nail biting to that.
Chomp your nails somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# When I get near the bottom of the cup,
I take the lid off and drink like a normal person.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)