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[challenge entry] Italian beer

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Peroni
aint that bad..
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)
# And nor is posh birds' piss.
What?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# this is true
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I'm drinking your nectar
mmmmmmm
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# What? Are you mad?! Peroni is the king of ice cold beers on a sunny day
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Refreshing...
AND alcoholic. What can go wrong, really?

(I prefer a nice cold Brahma to a Peroni though! Actually Peroni is quite down in my favourite list of berverages, but it's no where near the bottom)

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# it's all fizzy piss
pimms and lemonade is nice on hot sunny days though
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I tried Pimms
and then poured it away, really didn't get on with it :(
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# it probably didn't have mint and slices of cucumber in it
which it really, really needs
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# good god that sounds like hell on earth to me :D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# If I want vegetables I'll eat a steak
well let's face it, that cow has eaten all the vegitation I'm ever going to need.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# it's a flavour thing
trust me
gin = yeauch
tonic = bleuargh!
gin and tonic = yummmmmm

same with pimms mint and cucumber
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Very much this
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Peroni is quite nice
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I heard only short gingers drink it . . .


(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# 's true!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# The manwife likes Peroni.
I can't tell the difference between a lot of Eurolagers.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# he has good taste in his lady wifes and beers
what a well rounded individual he is
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I think you two would get on well.
This is the gayest thing I will ever say.


You've both got this really gentle look behind the eyes.

Plus he's a graphic artist as well, so it'll be fantastic.

(and thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere, with an optional Creme Egg)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I think that's something to do with my mum dropping me on my head
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Nah, I reckon you're just a nice chap.
He is. Possibly the nicest chap. Which is good, balances out me being slightly too aggressive.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# i tried some truly awful english red wines the other week.

and some truely splendid ones from the down StMary Vineyard in Devon.

they are splendid, but have had all their vines ruined by an errent crop sprayer which means it all has to be ripped up and will take about 7 years before they can get any harvest from it.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
# that's a bit of a blow
Hmmm, is it too early to start drinking?...
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# not here
but i'm on a forced embargo of non drinking as mrs thor wants to give up drinking during the week and limit it to the weekends.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# that's madness!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# WOO!
100% of fucking excellentness.

:D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ^ 'kin brilliant
i say
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# nope
infact - now is a great time to start
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# She can piss on me anyday!




Did I say that out loud?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Posh birds' piss
is lovely
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'd like to agree with you
but it just reminds me of lovely fiorentinas
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# NINGS!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i'd buy it
then i'd warm it to body temperature and pour it all over my face.

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
damn
you made me unlurk!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *grapples ineffectually*


(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
fear my dark satanic powers

*waves hands around like derren brown*
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# that's quite intresting poll!

...so what you think of moretti beer?

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# £4.20 a pint
at 6.2%

...

I'll stick to cheap pissy lagers thanks
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
# mmm post bird
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)