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[challenge entry] Too subtle? Too topical? Too lame?

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(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Just talking about him
After running down an OAP and then getting a drink-driving ban, he goes and smashes himself up permanently - exactly the sort of twunt his company would have sued.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)
# the irony is delicious
and works on so many levels. Its like some spoons..
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)
# There is nothing delicious about a man dying
not even one who you might think is shit.

He has not deliberately hurt you personally and you know too little about him to actually hate him. He is still family to some people and, whilst I enjoy the potential irony should it come to light that he was sending a text message when he crashed, he had died needlessly and that is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# you are so
on the wrong website
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# You beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# oh, some cunt in the news died. thats what you are all going on about.
I look forward to a load more posts about him being smeared up the pavement.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)
# That's fine, I don't mind jokes or I wouldn't have been here so long
but I don't like the way people seem to think that it is good that he is dead. That's for rotten.com, not for B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# can i not care?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# No, you can't,
because you are a big fluffy rabbit of love.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
# To be fair the guy had already killed someone by driving like a cunt
cost a fair few people their livelyhoods aswell as being the original spawner of
"No win, No fee" law practices that flood daytime TV with adverts (so all the scroungers can try and get more money somehow for doing nothing) and are helping to turn Britain into an altogether more stupid place.

Nobodies death is good, but especially at B3ta we tend to find stuff like this funny, not tragic.

If he's pissed off he can come back and haunt us.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I am not against the jokes
just the celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# thanks Rob
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Rib
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I agree that celebrating someone's death, no matter who
is wrong. Joking about it I don't mind as much.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:36, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I agree that celebrating someone's death, no matter who
We celebrate Jesus's death every year, don't we?

*munches on choccy eggs*
(Musuko, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hitler never hurt me personally...
...but I'd still consider it an honour to feed him feet-first through a
parma ham slicing machine if he were still alive to feel the pain.

This man was clearly up there with Robert Maxwell, Shirley Porter, Jeffrey Archer,
etc, etc - people who think that we don't count and their money confers immunity
from the law and the dictates of common decency.

Not the worst specimen of humankind that ever lived, but still one whose long
overdue self-eradication actually does enrich my life.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! De nada adan eD, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# that top bloke looks like a spitting image puppet
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# even more so now
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# not seen the news in the last few days no idea whats going on.
these posts need a link to the bbc site.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# ^ this

It's a four out of five on my sophisticated RIS-o-meter



Hahahaha in other news look what the second to top image result for RIS is!

www.bonescheapedition.it/Ris%20copia.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# here
you go
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)