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# .
(Impy Dent, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# it's funny
'cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# look
my wife keeps coming in to look at kittens
what are you trying to do to me?
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Here's a nice kitten then
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# well it was nice to meet you...
...but I get the feeling you will shortly be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# was
funny untill i saw the
women fucking usless comment, when i suddenly hated it.

try
women bloomin'lurvely
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# or
"Women. Sweet but ultimately useless. Except for occasional exploitation."
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 11 of 1 9 frames and bet its going to look crap
oooh did anyone see that bat animation on tv about the fingers. nice.
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# nope
.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# wow
oh no.. i just remembered a photo i have
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# of me?
DOING THINGS?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# with
a hundred olbas pastels and cb radio

i got handed a photo of me earlier on at a xmas party in a size 10 gold sequined dress with a saddam mask on... mmm figure huggingI LIKE SMALL TEXT :):)ahem fella's never do this, no matter how funny it may seem at the time
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha!
that's ace!

not that I agree or anything...hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# *ahem*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# You type the message
in the "message" box, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# And you shove the fishfork
up your rectal passage sweetcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# owch
and..owch
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# go girl!
*does some sort of hand movement*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# tines first, I assume?
Nice expression.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Short
and spat no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Aww...
thats not very nice, now, is it?
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Is this an invitation
for me to start posting anti-men jokes?
ripe material there, mate.

edit: anti-straight-men, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# that's what i say!
oh... hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Men:
They're alll scum!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# No,
some are very nice. But some are just prats.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Ditto
women - I don't think either gender has a monopoly on being a prat ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# But I've
known some prats who think they have a monopoly on each gender
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)