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# well
maybe he thought she did. You never know. :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# AAAhhhhh,
My mum met my dad when she was on holiday with someone else.


Slut.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Of course,
that was a joke, My mum is lovely.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# of course she is
all mums are lovely
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# you've not met
my family then
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# *moodswing*
mine bloody isn't - I've just got off the phone from her being a complete cow at me.

I take it all back - she's a moose.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# a lovely moose
and you probably deserved it anyway ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# How do you know
She's your Mum?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# is that a compliment though?
you look like someone else?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# someone universally acclaimed as really beautiful?
someone prettier than you?

It depends I suppose but... um, probably.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# someone
prettier than me? That's not much of a yardstick...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# is there a history of glaucoma in your family?
(i bet he said that to all the girls)

(my parents met at a fencing club in wolverhampton)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Myopia
bringing people that look a bit like other people together since...forever.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)