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# no one
tells you about the projectile poo. Weirdly though, it only ever happens in the middle of the night...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# this was the middle of the day
mrssith took off the nappy and VROOM out it flew like a proverbial bat out of hell

it was most unpleasant
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Ive seen my nephew piss at least three foot in the air,
while my mum was changing him.

And it was green!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# sounds like
the nephew of Satan...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I remember
changing my niece's first nappy. Not projectile, but simply ooze. Continual black, stinking ooze. Put me right off having kids I can tell yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ahhh merconium
most pleasant stuff - black as tar and sticky as hell

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I don't recall it smelling though
and anyway, you get the milky poos after that which are fine.

i have all this to look forward to again next month...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Actually
I can't remember if it smelt now, but she's still doing nasty smelly ones 2 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# And then you think that they are getting bigger
and you will never have to do that sort of thing again ...

until one day they become teenagers, and come home drunk, and you have to clean up the puke.

Parenthood - it's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# apparently
when the midwife handed my daughter to my hubby all naked and slimey (the baby, not my hubby) she covered the floor in meconium resulting in trecherous conditions. A good tip - Vaseline on newborn botty, then the meconium doesn't stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# er, what exactly
are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# you
heard.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I think you make a strong case
for having the snip, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)