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# Manwife once scared a boy at Ozzfest
because he used to look ridiculously like that picture of Che.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# don't know
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# See I can't raise just the one eyebrow
You've proved to me that this is much more upsetting than first thought.

*cries* can someone teach me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I taught myself
Locked myself in the bathroom and practised in front off the mirror until I could do it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# that's going to have to be it.;
*queue lots of times gurning at manwife asking 'am I doing it yet?'*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i'd show you but since you have my eyes i can't see you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# pull the other one down at the same time
you might find you can only do it on one side of your face

can you sneer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Yes
Well, if you mean elvis lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# yep
in that case it's just a matter of time with the eyebrow-raising
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hmm
i find this, but i've just realised i can only sneer on the opposite side.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# The easy way
is to have a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# my grandmother (96) had a stroke on Monday
but 'cured' herself by doing the Times crossword, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# My grandpa had one when I was little
I aked my mum why she was going up north to stroke grandpa...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I can't either
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Shit isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I am so sorry for this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I feel bad for making you incoherently
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hardly
You made me better.

The bionic captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i can do both independantly.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *draws sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I have some skin coloured gaffa tape and an eyebrow pencil...
that says I can teach you
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# maoam maoam
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# "Homeowner beluga"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# In pots
Yours for only £249.99
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# bloody Waitrose ripoff
Wilkies ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# iPot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 3:08, archived)