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# it's not the slow lane!
it's just the other 2 are overtaking lanes.

/road rage at middle lane hoggers blog
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yes, I know that
it's just more amusing than calling it the inside lane.

I always have good lane discipline :P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I tend to use all the lanes
in a sort of Out-Run style. I find this works the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# it's always good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# this^
Need For Speed taught me to drive
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# When I started driving again
after a break of some years, I practised by playing 'Driver' on the Playstation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# after being given 'driver2' for my birthday a while back
i became disillusioned that my car didn't have circle square or X buttons :S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# It's so much easier to steer
with the d-pad than a conventional steering wheel, I find. Someone (possibly those Pimp My Ride people) should do this for real. Now there's an idea for the newsletter.
A vehicle conversion I would actually pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# try driving after playing it for a few hours
and with the soundtrack on in your car
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# yes
I veer wildy from the outside overtaking lane to the inside lane of the M1/M62 interchange, effectively crossing 6 lanes of traffic, just miraculously missing everything, just because I wasn't paying attention and nearly missed my turn off
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I deliberately ram the side of people sat in the middle lane
and force them in to the slow lane.

If it's approaching a bridge I sometimes keep pushing until they hit the main support.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# and when you're in the car?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i have three techinques
1) the undertake and scowl

2) the right up the arse and flash

3) the swing wildly across three lanes close behind and then again inches in front

sometimes works, sometimes backfires.

thank god for a good engine and a heavy right foot
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# and how are those techniques any less dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# they're not.
they're just not as annoying

plus if you can undertake then you should, as clearly the person is in the wrong lane, not you.
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Right up the arse is a bit dangerous
What if they slam their brakes on for some reason?


Sorry, I don't drive but that seems obvious to me.

Right, cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# it is dnagerous
however you will have one lane either side to swerve into anyway!
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I wouldn't do the 'right up the arse' technique.
I've been taking pictures of everyone that tailgates my friend when I'm in her car. I'm thinking I may make a website of 'twats that think a P plate on the car in front means 'please behave like a cunt''

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# it's only middle lane people that get tailgated
if your P plate driving friend employs good lane discipline then they have nothing to fear from me!

talkgating when you have nowhere to go annoys me greatly also. that's where learning the point at which 'your brake lights come on but the brakes don't actually apply themselves' comes in handy.
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# IT WAS YOU!!!!
*informs police*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# and he had his girlfriend
locked in the boot, just because Chas 'n' Dave didn't right back . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# 'right'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yes
I'm always write . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Takedown!
*boosts*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I bet
you know how to 'fishtail', too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# We don't hog the middle lane.
We're just making a very long overtake
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)