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# very compliant,
that g.bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
#
Human: would you like a pearl necklace?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun to me.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# women!
pah.
*edit*
Human: do you like black mambas

G. Bot: Black is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hmm...
Human: I'm depressed, cheer me up
G. Bot: Are you taking any medication?

Knows her customers, attagirl.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# ?
Human: Can I make sweet love to you

G. Bot: Only if you are hung like Bovine, I want him in me!

What the F... I think it's broken
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# They all want me,
can you blame them.

See.


Human: What is bovine?
G. Bot: Is there only one?


Human: There is only one bovine.
G. Bot: There sure is.

Human: Thank you.
G. Bot: you are quite welcome.




(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# .
Human: Do you mind if I have a wank?
G. Bot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
EDIT:
Human: Can you help me wank please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system
EDIT:
Human: oh yes, that's good
G. Bot: It goes without saying. It's all good. Thanks. Next question?

EDIT:
Human: I'm cumming!
G. Bot: It's good to meet someone who is cumming.

This is just too much!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# love it
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# dirty
Human: do you enjoy anal fisting?
G. Bot: I enjoy working with people. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# ruin my joke willya?
Human: can you smell onions?
G. Bot: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# heehee
Human: give me a blowjob
G. Bot: You want only one?

(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# WTF?


Human: look, just fuck off and go away.
G. Bot: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)