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# no she isn't
that's a mistranslation. It should read that Mary was 'young'. The word for Young and Virgin are obvioulsly quite similar in the original text.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ooer
what a tart
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# don't worry too much
it's not like any of it is true anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets the fertiliser from the 'Lock and Store'*
*goes round to Happy Toasts Embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *toasts embassy*
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *butters toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# also
islamic marters may get 72 white grapes in heaven depending how you translate that little gem from the koran
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# They'd not been to Essex much, had they?
The place must be full of messiahs.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ah OK
So she could actually be swilling in other people's man-muck prior to the divine conception.

That explains everything. I am quite satisfied now.

*lights cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# if she is swilling in man muck maybe mary needs that ciggy more than you
was it not wilde who wrote "The one charm that I can see of spilling the mans muck into a female is the delicate way that they hold their post coital rollup."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I doubt it
I was more likely Samuel Pepys
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I was, was I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# So you're saying
God is a paedophile?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# no, that Joseph was
and that Jesus was probably his then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)