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BIG!

Click clicky woo woo! Go Team B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# has that sperm got a goatee?
/crappy work monitor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Yep,
You might be able to see it better on the big version ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# nope
this monitor really is fucking useless, it's either a goatee or a grin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i wasn't sure what that was either.
i thought it might have been a small pouch, possibly for money before the whole 'goatie' thing was sugested.
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# All sperms have goatees
Didn't you know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# only the sacred sperms

but according to some, every sperm is sacred
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. So why's he wasting them here then? Maybe they were bodyguards for the holy sperm?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# maybe they're recyclable
of them was later david koresh
and another is david icke
what the fuck is with davids?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Well it means beloved
So maybe they just think that means something.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i'm an arrogant wanker
but i'm fully aware i'm not the son of god


/called david
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You're not?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# CRAIG CHRIST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# he may of feed the poor and walked on H2O
but i've got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
I'M FUCKING GRAIG!!!
CRAIG CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I think they're there to say mass
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# what now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# i think he's reposting this in the vain hope
that someone might like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# garble garble,
why you so mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hey you are the one
that posted a picture of thatcher we thought you liked mean
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# you like egg rolls with jam ?
i dont understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# That's his function
It's his raison d'être
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I like going to the zoo
the polar bears are my fav, whats yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Giraffes
But where the hell did that question come from?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I think Giraffes are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i once saw a car with the sticker 'i <3 giraffes'
but by the time i got my camera it had gone

i was bitten by a moose, once
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i bet that hurt, big teeth,
i got pecked by a penguin at chester zoo. Have you evr eaten a dog biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ELEPHANTS FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# They're great!
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# this is good
what program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Paint to draw, UnFreez to animate . . .
it's free


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# not really you know
i'm just one of those people that doesn't filter between thoughts and typing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I know :-)
I love you really x
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# for a second, i thought you said a goatse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
From telescope to endoscope vision!
Where did the other unholy spunks come from?! She's supposed to be a virgin!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# god has a mixed 'bag'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Ahhh
K
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: this deserves slightly more "hahaha"


hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# sorry
I've been away from home for a long time and a man gets lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# the basting wand
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Well, you can't just have one sperm, that would be weird,
but only one has the holy destiny. I suppose you could only have a single sperm, but that would imply that god was shooting blanks and I feel I've tempted divine wrath enough in this comic already!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# But surely all of the Lord's tadders would have halos?
But maybe only the Jebus sperm have a beard?

/may be overthinking this a bit blog

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'd imagine a cumshot from god
would result in far too much sperm for a human body. Yet another discontinuity in the "Bible".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no she isn't
that's a mistranslation. It should read that Mary was "young". The word for Young and Virgin are obvioulsly quite similar in the original text.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ooer
what a tart
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# don't worry too much
it's not like any of it is true anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets the fertiliser from the 'Lock and Store'*
*goes round to Happy Toasts Embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *toasts embassy*
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *butters toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# also
islamic marters may get 72 white grapes in heaven depending how you translate that little gem from the koran
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# They'd not been to Essex much, had they?
The place must be full of messiahs.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ah OK
So she could actually be swilling in other people's man-muck prior to the divine conception.

That explains everything. I am quite satisfied now.

*lights cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# if she is swilling in man muck maybe mary needs that ciggy more than you
was it not wilde who wrote "The one charm that I can see of spilling the mans muck into a female is the delicate way that they hold their post coital rollup."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I doubt it
I was more likely Samuel Pepys
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I was, was I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# So you're saying
God is a paedophile?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# no, that Joseph was
and that Jesus was probably his then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
WOOOO! this wins everything!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Pffffft!
The first frame is the best one.
"BADA-BING" says God.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)