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[challenge entry] For all those B3taers over the pond......

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# ??
That must be a joke? Put some effort in or get the fuck out
(eddie fingers, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Good lord
a rude noob laying down the law.
Whatever next.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Rude N00b and the Dweebs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# awesome
i loved parallel 9

"BOOOOORN TO BE WIIIIILD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# The first series of P9 was ace
and had an awesome theme tune


after that it got real shit real fast
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# haha
you call it P9. I think you remember it better than me.

*searches youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I do remember that I used to like it wih its psuedo sci-fi premise
but they changed the theme tune and introduced a load of muppets and stuff and I stopped watching

[edit] Both themes available here:
www.saturdaymornings.co.uk/svgallery.shtml?show=summers
quote:

"This is the full length theme from the 1992 replacement programme Parallel 9. This is probably one of the best theme tunes that any Saturday Morning show has had!"

"This is the theme used for subsequent series, which was not as good by a long shot!"

[edit][edit] also has clips from the Flashing Blade, which any b3tan should remember fondly, being, as it was, pure genius. And apparently written by Russell T. Davies...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i'll be your Dawg
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# it's too orangy for crows!
was that ad mildly racist? Do i remember correctly that the crow was like those un pc ones from Dumbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# oi
who the fuck are you
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I'm Eddie Fingers
And I know the rules on this site
(eddie fingers, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# do you know this rule?
*buggers violently*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Lubeless, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# bite the pillow, eddie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# is it the piss-soaked one?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nah
we let it dry out for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# what kind of rape uses lube?
that is somewhat of an oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# But you never mentioned surprise sex
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# SURPRISE!!
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# OK......
calm down calm down
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
I think I like this guy
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# best n00b comment evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# come on, spill the beans
what is this, explain it :S
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Its a septic tank-Rhyming slang for yank
...thats george washington by the way.....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# !
I am (happily) surprised that number plate was allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# A septic tank?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# yes...
if you live in the countryside or another place not linked to the sewage system you need a septic tank-Basically a large platic container to keep all your pooh and wee....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# basically
a Gillian McKeith all you can eat buffet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I live in the countryside but dont need a septic tank
'cos I shit in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# surely "pooh" is a small not particularly intelligent bear from the hunderd acre woods
how many do you have, and why are you storing them in piss? is it working as some kind of preservative?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I'm intrigued...
by which I mean i'm more interested in what that is than my work...

Edit - Ahh, septic tank. *googles septic tanks to learn more on what they look like*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# good work
nice seams
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Thanks...
that is quite un-seemly for me!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)