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# what the f.....
Human: your a machine what do you want an in depth conversation about hummus
G. Bot: I think you mean 'you're' or 'you are' not 'your'. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.

explanation.... what the f....
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# haha
she is the apostrophe police woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ooo i'm scared
Human: spit or swallow
G. Bot: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Heh heh
Human: Tell me a story
G. Bot: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.

Human: That was shit
G. Bot: I thought it was too.

edit: Arrrrgggghhhh!
Human: Sing me a song
G. Bot: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# she can't pronounce
yay. does a mighty fine houpla though
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# typing in rude questions
for eliza was so funny in 1991.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# well,
she's right, you did mean "you're"...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# so
it doesn't explain the rest of the comment...
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# you can't punctuate
therefore it's treating you like a retarded child?

It can't understand you probably - hell, I can't understand exactly what you were trying to ask it!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# part of the secret anal apostrope police
if you ask me, big brother watching your use of grammar
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I made my own bot there called Munt:
Human: sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
Munt: I am sitting now.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Has anyone tried
asking it what's in its gossip files? It spills a hell of a lot of beans!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# erm... what have people been saying to this thing?
Human: what is in your gossip files?
G. Bot: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Shirley, you mean
Human: You're a machine do you want an in depth conversation about hummus?
G. Bot: I think you meant to post a 'shopped image there. Are you an artificial brain?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Human: why aren't you male
G. Bot: Being male is not part of my programming.


Human: but why be a female
G. Bot: Umm. Reductionism


?
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)