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# Why do English people

hate the French?
(guinea, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# what!?
because they're smelly, arrogant lunatics who eat weird stuff and grow hair in odd places and have no morals!

I believe it's historical - 1066 and all that. We used to invade them and they'd invade back and it was all very messy for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I like the french

Having lived in France and England, France definitely wins.

But then I would say that, I'm Scottish :)
(guinea, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh
minor mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I like the french
They have much better food and drink than us, nicer countryside, longer lunchbreaks and mountains to go skiing on.

Edit - just realised I'm not English, so that doesn't count...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# They smell
and we beat 'em in some war ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# not the battle of hastings then
We are all part french anyway
(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# To be honest
I forgot about that until I saw Dr Phil's post. I was thinking more along the lines of Napoleon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i think the question is
"why don't the french?"
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# They ride around
on giant english eating mice and sing nasty songs about us, and they once tried to sink england by posting millions and millions of tiny lead weights to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# that's a fucking genius idea
Let's try it with America!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Bloody right,
first off we need to get everyones addresses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I've still got some
But I can't email them, coz they're over the wieight limit :(
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Bah!
Its your fault Worthing is sinking into the sea...well done!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)