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# He's
most likely to throw them into the neighbour's garden and stick a card through the door.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
#
[ ] there is outstanding postage on sent item
[ ] we called while you were out
[x] we called while you were pulling your pants on and falling down the stairs in a rush to make it to the front door
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Aye, ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *wishes milkman dan was here to repost his excellent picture*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
#
[ ] we called while you were in the bath, but you slipped trying to get out in a rush, banged your head on the tub, and drowned in your own murky bathwater. Luckily, we had a film crew peering through your window and your last humiliating moments will be spread for all to see across the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# [x]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# [x] we called,
but we couldn't be bothered to knock on your door and wait for you to answer, so we posted this pre-filled card instead.
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)