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# Thank you, sir.
I am but a noob fumbling around the menus in the dark. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# you went for subtlety where others would have written 'parp'
and that is to be commended..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# fumbling eh?
*strokes chin*
*cries because he doesn't have a beard any more*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# So why did you shave?
Surely regrowing would not be that hard?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Copious vomit
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *is reminded of "the twits"*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# shaved for medical reasons
I will not be too much of a problem growing it again... but I don't like the middle bit where I look like I'm trying to get Wham back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *rolls up jacket sleves*
*clicks fingers on alternate sides of his body in time to the music while he struts like a moron*

wake me up - before you go go...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I have a beard that is currently reaching
'Blessed' proportions. I am under orders to shave it off before she gets home at the weekend. I'm not sure I can live without my soupcatcher so i am consulting a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Get a new woman.
Keep the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is what the lawyer is for
I already divorced her once. It might clean me out for good if I do it a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Get a fit lawyer
who's willing to do 'extras'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:05, archived)