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# Cawsome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# puns, eh?
Toucan play at that game!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# how long have you been wanting to post this pic
just so you can say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# pah!
even a monkey could think that pun up!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I set that one up didn't I?!
puns? Miner just a parroty of your great (tit) ones
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# birdy just keeps going with them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# birds of a feather
pun together
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# A pun on the board
is worth two in the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *cranes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *stalks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *shags*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *swallows*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# if you use MAC OS prey
it doesn't make you bicurious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *kiwis*

err...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *o-striches out one arm to SPANG!! Thor*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# what's lapwing to me?
these puns are robin me of my yoof
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# don't worry . . .
it's nearly (pl)over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I don't think so
this could go on for (pig)eons.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Morning Thor
How is Sif, have you told her about Járnsaxa yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# oh starling... you know I like it ruff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *shags back*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *...and front*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *does the hippy hippy shake*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yay!
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# :D
a pun for every occasion
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *bows*
I try . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# towhees a jolly good fowl, towhees a jolly good fowl
and so say all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# are you just googling for obscure birds now?
you cheating . . . umm . . . blue-grey tanager, you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I resent the inference
all of mynah out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# oh
do stop raven on...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I'd drive home
but petrels so expensive now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I'll just have leave my caw
here
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I find that insultan
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# NAUGHTY BARON!
deserting the original pun subject
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you realise you started more than half an hour of puns
which has taken up several (f)inches of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I caliph I want to!
*rebels*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# you can't just swan in here so late on
and expect to win over the crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# for his next trick, evil ken evil
will jump through this flaming O
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# What's a FLANMING?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Good question!
He's a tit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *suckles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it looks like everyone's (road) runner way
I'm so veery lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# falcon 'ell
can't a guy make a mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# it's a typo
I'll give you 20 bills if you keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *swallows nervously*
Three!? and so swift! I dunno if I can match that, I crowed too early . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# You're a raven loon
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Magpie I am and magpie I'm not . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Cor vid puns like that
you're choughing spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Yes, m'llard . . .
Man, darin-g isn't the word . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# That's ruff
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# cor! Ma rant fell on deaf ears . . .
Very emu-sing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Eider ducked owl-t of that one,
but that would shearwater fowl mood I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*chicks how many puns*

Four! That's EGGcellent


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# 'king (fisher) 'ell
how many time has eggcellent been ewesed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# nothing wrong with eggcellent . . .
It's a cracking yolk!

alwhite?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# oh my god!
I've been bitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I was brooding over them
for a bittern I couldn't weaver nother one in.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I blame the chavfinches . . .
nesty piece of work . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# dey do dow don't dey dodo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# have you got any moa?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm just waiting my tern
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# great (tit) minds
think alike
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# You shouldn't thrush into these things


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'll expose you as the mere warbeler you are
*exposes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Shut it, ya flamin' go-llah!
/Neighbours


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# start running...
I'm going to snipe you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Avo-cet of bullets for your gun


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# obi wan never told you what happened to your feather
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# haha
wrenuous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha
albatrocious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Luke! (Golden)eye am your father!
I love Star(ling) Wars me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# any moorhen?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# that's right
just wing it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# you're cuckoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# bill-iant!
maybe it's beak-ause... actually I don't know. something to do with birds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# You're a Lyre!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# leave him alone
it's just a lark
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# a dodo do
a gallah gallah gallah, is all I have to say to you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I prefer walk-hen on the moon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# what about
don't perch so close to me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# every little thing she doves is magic?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# haha
Roooobiiiin you don't have to puff out your red breast...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Can't stand los-(w)ing you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# if you go through that door you'll get fooled out of money
that's right - the condor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# lark at you!
you thrush in with tern after tern of puns, robin me of my limelight, raven on about fowl things...

you really are a gannett for punishment!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# yeah . . .
great boobies, by the way . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
I wasn't going to use that one... but I'm shagged of the ar-curlew-ment.

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# you're a tyrant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *cowers at the hogging of all the punnage*
that's so unfair. eider thought of some of them eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Christ
thats egg-cellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I find that
very a-(g)rouse-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# wren are we going to stop this madness?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I'm beg-winging to wish
I hadn't started it. What will Dave think of nest?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# kookaburra fiver
I owe someone £20 and I'm l(k)ite
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# bobtailly wren someone
loses their self res-peck by coming up with a pun or (cocka)two that causes them to be ostrichsized.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# we'll have Lesser (Megalapteryx) your lip!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# don't encourage him
you'll only live to egret it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *owls with laughter*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# well
that's the hour!

yellowlegs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# ^ this(tle)

* Aw, wrong pun subject!

Ace Toucan though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# breast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26, archived)