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# ooooooo
i haven't got any and even i winced at that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# haha
*points at no-balls*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# well
most women don't have them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Oh they have them all right, they have them in the palms of their hands.
They just keep them in our pants until they need new shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *has never tried to pay for shoes with depanted balls*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# *has tried depanting balls with new shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I was young and it was my first time...
and she told me all women had them...

*burns clothes*
*scrubs til I bleed*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# i bet
you know all there is to know about the crying game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I've not seen it actually
maybe it would have been a good idea
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# do you have a mangina
Greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i have
womanly bits, but who is greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# He's
One fishy bastard.
(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# greg the fish?
isn't he spongebob's friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# If you like.
(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# i don't like fish
i prefer meat, couldn't get the hang of vagitarianism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^pfft
Quote of the day :)
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Old Greg
with the mangina. Don't come over all coy with me missy. We all know where this will end.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Reading this made me titter
like an old lady
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i don't
as i'm not greg. ask rollingcabbage when he's on here, he'll tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I'M OLD GREG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# i'm brian
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# i got some baileys
do you love me?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# ummmmm
how much baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Have you ever
drunk baileys from a shoe?
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# not from my shoes
they're rank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# you know what they say about women with rank shoes?
flappy womanly bits
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# there's nothing flappy
about my bits, i just dislike socks with great intensity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# so its been 5 days
and already there is talk of your genitalia, well done ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# yay
all hail my womanly bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# i'll never understand women wincing at a guy being kicked in the balls!
they cannot possibly appreciate it since it doesn't feel like you'd expect it to feel. it's a very unique pain / ache which you feel in your stomach for a very long time afterwards.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)