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[challenge entry] B3ta Trumps 'does various ways to experience pain:'

I nicked the footage someone else found, and have forgotten who they are!

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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Is it that guy with the really high voice?
EDIT: iSketch anyone? B3ta room as usual
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know why I posted it actually
I can barely watch it without clenching my teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe she's trying to fix a prolapse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# trying?
She booted it out of his torso

which makes my insides invert...

EDIT: Thats a point, where is sir Pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Maybe you shouldn't have had that spicy curry then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# that's....erm....
a contributory factor.....


*swallows gallon of cheap beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# an eye sketch you say?
sure, here you go
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# ooooooo
i haven't got any and even i winced at that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# haha
*points at no-balls*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# well
most women don't have them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Oh they have them all right, they have them in the palms of their hands.
They just keep them in our pants until they need new shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *has never tried to pay for shoes with depanted balls*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# *has tried depanting balls with new shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I was young and it was my first time...
and she told me all women had them...

*burns clothes*
*scrubs til I bleed*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# i bet
you know all there is to know about the crying game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I've not seen it actually
maybe it would have been a good idea
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# do you have a mangina
Greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i have
womanly bits, but who is greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# He's
One fishy bastard.
(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# greg the fish?
isn't he spongebob's friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# If you like.
(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# i don't like fish
i prefer meat, couldn't get the hang of vagitarianism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^pfft
Quote of the day :)
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Old Greg
with the mangina. Don't come over all coy with me missy. We all know where this will end.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Reading this made me titter
like an old lady
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i don't
as i'm not greg. ask rollingcabbage when he's on here, he'll tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I'M OLD GREG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# i'm brian
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# i got some baileys
do you love me?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# ummmmm
how much baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Have you ever
drunk baileys from a shoe?
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# not from my shoes
they're rank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# you know what they say about women with rank shoes?
flappy womanly bits
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# there's nothing flappy
about my bits, i just dislike socks with great intensity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# so its been 5 days
and already there is talk of your genitalia, well done ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# yay
all hail my womanly bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# i'll never understand women wincing at a guy being kicked in the balls!
they cannot possibly appreciate it since it doesn't feel like you'd expect it to feel. it's a very unique pain / ache which you feel in your stomach for a very long time afterwards.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# the ease and vulnerability depend alot
if its a voluntary erotic act, if they're pissed, etc, and if you dont do it hard enough there's the immediate retaliation
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# It's NEVER ok to hit a woman
if there's a chance anyone will find out.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# even if
it is in an erotic context?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Ah. Forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# i think that's okay
*checks rule book*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# i hope it's ok
otherwise i ought to get the bf charged with assault :S
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# What if you hit her mid-sex change?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Not strictly a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# *goes to surgery theater*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah!
Get those mental freaks!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# i did once
she jumped out at me to suprise me, so i jumped in suprise/instictivly swung at the threat and caught her lip, but the people not finding out thing diddnt work, she cried so loud people on other floors could hear, and the entire of the halls found out
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# see what?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# see spot run?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# run spot run!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# do you want a plaster
for that?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# a bucket would be more useful


'A cylindrical vessel used for holding or carrying liquids or solids; a pail.'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# are you defining bucket at me?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# who, me?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# you need one here
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# *starts humming tune*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# chevron?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# here we go...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# this?
*lifts top*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Awwww a wabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# damn you
the chevron was going so well
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# You ruined it with your hastiness.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# start a new one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# well just as long as we dont go off the edge of the board again either
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# how much
further is that?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# might not be too long
we did it a little while back
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# not far now
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# a new what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# getting there
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# arrowhead
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# he died after this happened
a swift kick in the bollocks can kill
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# it can make you sick up
your own lungs.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# would it still be potentially fatal if they were immedately cut off afterwards?

edit: if they can be found immediately afterwards, of course ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Especially if you're wearing axe-boots.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# i find it hurts less immediately
but gets worse with time
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# haha WOO!
meanwhile.

Fucking thread deleting arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I hate that rabbit though.
Fat twart.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# aaaaarrrgghh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ^_^
hahaha!

he probably deserved it...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Ouch.
(Londingham ., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# you caught your cock in your zipper
after fwapping over it didn't you.


so did I.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Oof
Anyone who gets off on that seriously needs a couple of things explained to them in more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# No! A blow on the head!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:26, archived)