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# Quick and not very good
but it's so much nicer than the original

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# you are a genius, mike
yay woo houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)
# YOU CAN'T SEE MY TITS. I'M WEARING A PUFFER JACKET
that's my slogon. Not mine personally - aw fuck. You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# i can't see your tits
so you must be wearing a puffa jacket

that's logic, that is. i'm clever
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# for I can't see your nudity
for you are clothed
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)
# or... i can't see your tits...
...because your front door is shut.

And your letterbox is nailed up.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# ...or...I can't see your tits
because it's winter and they're hibernating.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# or i can't see your tits...
.. because you're far too flat chested.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:14, archived)
# or I can't see your tits
because you are a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:16, archived)
# or I can't see your tits
as they've been sucked through a time dimensional gateway meaning they still exist but only in a different time and place..
(richyboy, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)
# you're too
clever for me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)
# oh
dear
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Woo!
Front page! Yay!

Just edited to 280px. Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)
# down down, deeper and down
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# umm
your link to the original is broken, which ruins the joke for those who just read the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)
# Cheers.
I am a twat.

Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Get
back to work
(Art Vandalay, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:53, archived)