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# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Is it one of those optical illusions?
Is the bottom line actually longer than the top one?

*goes to look up Equalizer theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I could swear the bottom one was a tad on the piss.

I'm most confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it slopes down to the right
but again that could just be an illusion

I could open the image and take a closer look
or I maybe I won't bother


edit: yeh it is

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I just opened it in photoshop
the bottom line is a fraction shorter than the top one.

/bored
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Sod the length
Is it wonky?

EDIT- Yes!

I am win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That's what they all say
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# A phrase rarely heard from a girl
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'd prefer a wonky willy over a really long one.
I only have so much vagina, and wonk is a nice novelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What about a long wonky one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Gah
Penile mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Depends on the length.
I'm more a fan of girth to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i think it was on plastic surgery live
they has a guy from south america who had girth added in the form of skin grafts, from dead people, implanted under his own peeled back skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That sounds nice
just as a general rtule I think I'd prefer a slightly smaller cock than one that had been hacked about and stuffed with dead meat, but maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yes!

get in

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# What about
a really long wonky one?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# don't worry baby, i'll only stick it halfway in.

/flesh gordon and the cosmic cheerleaders blog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# i am win?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# oo-er missus!

/monica lewinsky blog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Aaarrrgh!
It's doing my eyes in now.

Here, have this one instead. stare at the cross in the centre.



(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee!
that is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# a candlestick!
no - 2 faces!

damn it - the elephant has 5 legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# it hypnomotised me :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# YUK!
It goes vomit green! The turney thing does!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i fucking love that
green - then gone!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Its an 80s calculator
they are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
This answer FTW.

I remember an 80's calculator I had. It was the cheaper version with no memory keys. When I took it apart it had all the circuitry, contacts etc. for the memory keys, so when I cut holes in it and pressed them with a pen, I had a more expensive calculator! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You maybe could have got parts from another otherwise
broken calculator and cleverly shaped them to the new holes. Imagine your popularity in after school maths club! And chess club maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Nah.
Too much effort. This was while calculators were still quite expensive. I shouldn't have been taking it apart anyway. I also turned over the polarising filter on the display so it had numbers in white on a black screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It will fit in very nicely
with me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Are you on the piss?
It's not even half eleven, you dirty stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)