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# super ninja bunny wants to know who took a bite out of his carrot

as seen on the leg of itshatorahbitch
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *Raises hand*
I did, sah!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# not busy then?
have a roast for no reason at all

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ^This!
I thought I was bored this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# i should be
exams in a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ohhh, who was the comedian talking about that?
Ricky Gervais.

I know it's an unfashionable opinion, but I find his stand up hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I agree
although wasn't impressed by Fame

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I've not seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I think he's still touring with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Animals = YES!
Politics = meh...

The Office and Extras = wh00p! wh00p!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Oooh I preferred politics.
I was much, much more stoned though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# it started off well
but i found myself straining to laugh :(

i much preferred his piece on the Bible
and gay dolphins getting it in the blow-hole
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Do you know, I found the blowhole bit probably the most unfunny.
Twas a bit crude for my liking. Not that I have a problem with crude, I just don't find it as funny.

Can we bond over mutual love of Dave Gorman? You MUST love Dave Gorman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# he is indeed
a god :D


i am a fan of teh crude
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Right, I shall list my favourite stand ups.
Not in any bloody order, before anyone says anything.

Dave Gorman
Gervais
Billy Connolly
Bill Bailey
Izzard

But they're all beaten by the might that is Dylan Moran. He's....well, he's a God of Comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# get on youtube
and search for Stephen Lynch
he is a comedy god and needs to be listened to

preferably
Special Ed
Best Friend
Love song
fuck it, i love 'em all!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# DYLAN!
oh god, i love him.

"Arnold Schwarzenagger. Is the Governor. Of California. Now there's a perfectly ordinary English sentence, no?"
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I have his autograph
on a book.

a Dave Gorman Book in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I shouted at him from a pub doorway in Covent Garden.
He was quite good about it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# i have his beard
on my face
beat that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# If you are indeed Dave Gorman
you will know how big Danny Wallace's cock is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i am not dave gorman,
i just have his beard (4")
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Pffffft!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm.....Lovely Eggs!

*Not dog eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# pfffttt...
humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kingfs horses and all the kings men
said "Fuck him he's only an egg"
- Rodney Rude
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Not an egg.
It's a cannon.

Actually, a "bombard" if I remember right.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# this is not the image I meant to post but I can't find the one i wanted which is a slightly different version of the same joke but I don't know what this pic is doign on my webspace so have it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Super ninja captain wants to know why you're drawing on yourself
When she can see you clearly have lots of paper.

*spits on a hanky* come here
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# thats not me
and the paper is for revision
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *thick as a baby's arm*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# it's not holding an apple though
bit of a let down really!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Granny Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# bloody skin graffiti artists
i cant go to the shop in shorts now :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)