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# Inspired By A Conversation Over Breakfast

Number One in a series of more than none.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# "fin"
:D

I just had marmalade, it was good
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# what a hatstand comment, sir.
*chuckle*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I did really!
it was in some tiny jar! I'm going to have more.. then I shall run out

then I shall stagger into the street, with tears in my eyes, holding out the jar, saying "GOD!! GIVE ME MORE!!!"

alas, none will come
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# this tale should be immortalised in badly shopped photo-story form
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I might make an epic movie out of it
shot in 64:9 widescreen

that's --------how---------- epic :D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# cor, thank you sir
i assume these coins are redeemable at all reputable 'gentlemen's clubs'?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# that's exactly how i've always imagined it
woo :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# are you as bonkers as me then? :)
thank you
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Pffft that's silly
this could be a great series
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# i have a vague idea for 'the walrus and the elephant'
but we'll see about that another night
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# also make an owl and a pussycat one
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Haha.
I think that made me swallow something directly into my blood stream.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hee :)
i hope it was a sexual fluid of some description.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# haha
that's brill. I had no idea what was going on until the last line.

Greatness.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# *bows*
thank you sir.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
you silly bugger.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# yup
*grins proudly*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# reminds me of Kahlil Gibran
in many ways
(, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:43, archived)