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# I know you are but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# No - she went of her own accord!
AICMFP

Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Mr Tea, please let me introduce you to Mr Monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# i need a new poncy huge telly
my one has lost all teh green
now everything is a hint of purple
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Sounds like 'Prince Syndrome'
you need Muppet Show Season 3 DVD, that'll get yer green back
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# sounds like a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Sounds like your CRT is fucked
try sticking a magnet to the side of it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i tipped it on it's front for a day
and that made it work ok for about a week

it is 15 years old now
it's also been dropped from a loft hatch
but it was ok, it bounced off jesus*

*true story
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Well in that case
take it out in the garden and chuck a brick at the screen. Best fun you can have with a busted telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# but then, i wont have anything to play N64 on :(
sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *covets 37" widescreen flatpanel*

begone, foul demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *coverts long lay ins on a weekend and the absence of screaming children*


i make them wear gags now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds like it needs degaussing
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it's not a bong, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :o)
I thought it could be fixed with a "special wand".
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)