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[challenge entry] Come on World!
I'm Jules-Louis-Phillipe Coignet and I'll have you for breakfast!


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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more Tyrannosaurus Alan!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Agreed
Love that :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I knew I recognised the voice
but I couldn't quite place it.

It's Matt Berry.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Bane of my fucking life at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# How so?
Is your real name Tyrannosaurus Alan and all your mates are taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# and some lemon zest for my birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# you can't say birds!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# BIRDS
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# MY BIRDS LIKE A FRUITY TWIST WHEN DEHYDRATED!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ooer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# that advert reminds me of Chet in Weird Science
bossip.com/uploaded_images/chet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!
The only actor to have been killed by a Terminator, a Predator and Aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# that's some Resumé

he survived the ravages of trying to fly to the moon though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# that man died in most of his early movies
deservedly so, some might say
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Sad thing is I didn't even have to look at the image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# :)
nor me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# 'just for that i should give you a set of elephant balls'.
is that really a threat? as long as you pair it with an elephat size cock, jobs a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# only if you like fucking elephants
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# yay!
volcano puppets ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# ^this
that volcano is the best thing on tv - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I disagree
Best is the cakey Fabia :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# CAAAAAAKE
the Cravendale ads still have it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# does it spluff out of the top of it's head?
I think not!

*rests case*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Can you eat the Volcano?
No. Can you eat cakey Fabia? Yes!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hmmm touché
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ^ this this this
I love that ad


I hope they got to eat it afterwards

there is a documentary on it here
www.newfabia.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# yes
i want a slice of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7221081
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'm positive
the voice of the volcano is that of Dr Sanchez from Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Aha! I was right!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Berry

"Matt provides the voice of George the volcano in Volvic mineral water's April/May 2007 UK adverts"
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7221100
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:00, archived)