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# Why gravity?Why?
whoega-frit
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# have some wo!
and some yay for good measure
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# nooooooooo


damn you gravity!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# if there was no gravity the chips would just float away before you could eat them
... unless you stitched them together with string...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# or possibly tinned spagetti
and don't get me started on the phase transition of peas into mush peas in a vacuum! The calculations alone would take 3 weeks to model.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# do it
apply for an ec grant

it's for "food production system simulation for enhancemend of Fabaceae yield"

say it'll take 20 months to do

spend 3 weeks on the calculations, and spend the remaining time and grant money on a big pissup at the beach :D

that's what the eu's for, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# This business of your replying to your own messages is beginning to concern me
Do you still have all of your marbles, Prof?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# one word
potato magnets
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# but that's three words!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# gravity is poo :(
but your pic is lully :)
have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# durrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I am angry
I wish Isaac Newton had never invented gravity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Curse you!
Curse you to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 28 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# A resounding "hoorah" is in order.
(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:33, archived)