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# bloomin' NHS

more nonsense
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Well, yeah...
...but I'm currently quite fond of the NHS in a non-direct way, they employ two of my fave people
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# eh?
but i don't work for the N...

oh, you mean them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *measures length of pelt*
*scratches behind ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *drops guard*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Eep!
With those spots? Not bloody likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
The scary thing is he's on work experience for MacDonalds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# 'ning sah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# 'ning matey
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# not too shabby at all
some Buggers broke into my building on saturday night. I was at a cocktail party (and ended up waking up in a squat wearing a suit, but thats another story) was woken by the LandLord phoning me this morning and asking about the fight that caused it and who was I fighting with!?

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# The usual then:P
Saturday night some twat decided to fill all the upstairs toilets with bog rolls and nicked most of the shower heads:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Sounds sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# haha
I'm glad I have somewhere to stay in town. Your establishment sounds a little too 'urban' for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Noice work
on another note, iSketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# No thanks
I'd rather go to the dentist.
Would somebody please come with me and hold my hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Whilst you play Isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# No silley
although I do need somebody to do my drawings for me while I play Isketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# sure
*holds hand*
you have nothing to worry about.
take deep breathes.
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# argh the dentist
the most frightening thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# supposedly...
they've finally invented the silent dentist drill
coming to a practitioner near you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oooh that noise
just thinking of it there made my ears want to crawl into my head and die.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# bahh
last time I went to the dentist they gave me an adrenaline shot - I thought I was having a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# POTS!
*enhuggles*

Also- BAH to dentists. Tell him I'll personally fly across the globe and beat 'im up if he hurts you...it's not likely to work, but it may be worth trying anyway?

/protective blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I'm getting an odd sense of the world being topsy turvy
Isn't this message supposed to be reversed with the one above?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# \o/
¿uo s ך ‘ ¿ps
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *cries*
That was upsetting enough trying to figure it out earlier.

I finally decided that it was just greek characters or something that you could use to type certain things...now I'm all afeard again and wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)